Happy Weekend (3)

Random Short Jokes Of The Day That Will Crack Your Ribzz

1. When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language.
Back then, it used to be like: 

“Araiz oh compamshown

Najeriya skolobey

Tusa awa fadaslan

witlo an sley anfe

Dale bo of awahirosfa

Shaleba vi inves

Tusa tusa awa mayt

Worle shobon in frido

Pis an yuniti”

Hehehe, don’t laugh at me, I know u also sang it like that.

2. When we were growing up they used to tell us that education is the key🗝to success

Now we went to school, graduated, got the key? And only to find out that the government has CHANGED the padlock.

3. Beat a Nigerian kid, console him with biscuits, then ask him “who beat you”? He points 👉🏻at another person. 
That is how bribery and corruption started in Nigeria 🇳🇬?


4. I think my iPhone is not working, I press the home button and I'm still at school 
Hahahah!

5. Imagine you go to the drug shop to buy poison to kill your self,
But you still wait for your change.... Are you serious?

6. Arsenal is like a student with a beautiful handwriting. But false answer!

7. Once you are 25 years, So you don't have to set an alarm.... 
Your problems will wake you up!

8. Dear mosquitoes i know biting is your job, 
But is singing necessary ?

9. No matter how good love messages are they,
Can't be compared to a bank alert...

10. In Africa we dont change batteries...
We slap the Remote control until it starts to behave...🤣

11. You can't be born on February and be normal, 
The month itself is not complete

12. Women will always tell you that men can cheat and tell lies, but they seem to be forgetting that "What a man can do, a woman can do better" ...Guys are you with me??🤣

13. I remember back then in 1964, we were only 3 on Facebook...
Mr Mark Zuckerberg, Mr Bill Gates and Myself. 
...Until you guys joined😠

14. One day you will have enough money to enjoy and settle your bills and all these sufferings will end. 
Don't shout Amen, just go and work.

15. In English class, a teacher asked his student to assume they are in war and write an essay on their experiences; one student was sitting idle and the teacher walked up to him.
TEACHER: why are you not writing?
STUDENT: I was killed immediately after the war started!

....just for us to laugh small

A man was in a public transport, And wanted to see the reaction of others.... So he took his phone and dialed a number, place the phone to his👂ear, And said in a low tune:
Baby, i can't come to you today because I'm in the same public transport with your husband....
I will call you later okey?

All the men in the bus demanded,
"Excuse me mister man!!
I want to see the number you just called Right now, it is hot and heated in the bus......

Even the driver want to know the last number the man called!
Am still there separating the fight.....
That's why i have not been very active on this platform since morning!

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Happy Weekend (2)

My Letter To Corona Virus:

Dear CORONA VIRUS,
I want to beg you in the name of the poor in Nigeria, please don't listen to the empty boasts of our Nigeria leaders. Our leaders don't know what the are saying. How can they say they are ready and prepared for you?

Abeg Sir, na lie, na slip of tongue. Just yesterday they said they have voted N680m to prepare for you, just imagine!! How much is that?

Sir, Look at how your Younger brother, Lassa Fever, is dealing with our people, your brother is already in 28 states of Nigeria unstoppable talk less of you.

Dear CORONA VIRUS, your birth place, China, with all her sophistications couldn't withstand your anger.
*China is overwhelmed,
*WHO is overwhelmed,
*Advanced countries are scared,
*Nigeria is boasting.
(Snails do not attend a meeting of Animals with horns).

Please in our poor country sake, don't come here, we can't handle you, we don't have the money, we don't have any hospital, no Power, we don't even have hand gloves and nose masks, our Doctors are afraid of you.
Our Government is joke.

Thank you sir

Signed:
thë2ßrøthêrs

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Kunne/Ear

CIWON KUNNE   

Ita kunne kanta an kasa shi bari uku (3) :
1- Outer ear -  wajen kunne .
2- Middle ear - Tsakiyar kunne
3- Inna ear - Cikin kunne .

Mafi yawan ciwon kunne da mutane suke complaining ciwon tsakiyar kunne ne (Otitis media) .


ME YAKE KAWO CIWON TSAKIYAR KUNNE :  

Yana daga cikin abubuwanda suke kawo ciwon tsakiyar kunne :
1- kwayar cututtuka kamar su :   
a- Bakteria   
b- Virus
 Amma mafi yawa bakteriya ne, wadannan kwayoyin cututtukan yawanci suna samun hanyar shiga ne ta makogoro zuwa tsakiyar kunne. ( akoi hanyar da tahadasu dama).

2- Anasamun ciwon kunne ta dalilin shigan wani Abu kamar Burbushin Kura, Gashin magye da sauransu ( Allergies).

HALAMUN CIWON TSAKIYAR KUNNE :  

1- Mutun zaiji kamar wani abu ya cika masa kunne .
2- Rashin ji sosai
3- Zubar da ruwa a kunne
4- Jin zafi a cikin kunne .
5- kaikayin
6- Zazzabi da ciwon kai .


MENENE ALAKAR MURA DA CIWON KUNNE :  

Gaskiya akoi alaka tsakanin mura da ciwon kunne, mafi yawan mura yana kama hanci da makogoro kuma idan Baku manta ba munce akoi hanyar da tahada tsakanin Makogoro da Hanci dakuma tsakiyar kunne.  Kamar yadda mukace kwayoyin cutar bakteriya, da virus da kuma burbushin kura su suke kawo ciwon kunne. To wadannan kwayoyin cutar su suke kawo Mura kuma suna samun hanyar shiga kunne ta wannan hanyar da tahada tsakanin makoro, hanci da kunne.


SHIN DIGAWA KUNNEN MAN ZAITUN YANA MAGANI CIWON KUNNE :  

Kuskure ne digawa kunne man zaitun, bama man zaitun ba ko maganin ciwon kunne irin su gentamycin bai kamata a digawa kunne ba, in bada izinin likita ba.  Dalili shine wani lokocin ana samun fujewan dodon kunne (rupture of earwax) lokocin da ake ciwon kunne to ko wanne  irin abu idan yawuce can ciki zai iya kawo matsala.


MAGANIN CIWON KUNNE :  

Tabbas duk wani ciwon kunne da kwayoyin cutar bakteriya takawosu ana amfanida ANTIBIOTICS wajen treatment , hakanan wanda aka samu da dalilin Burbushin kura ana amfani da ANTIHISTAMINES.

ABUN LURA DA HANYOYIN KARIYA:

1- Kada a wanke kunnen yaro wai dan sabida yana ruwa. Bincike ya nuna akoi sinadarai guda goma a tsakiyar kunne wanda aikinsu shine hana shigar kwayoyin cuta, tham a garin wanke dauda idan aka wane wadannan sinadaran shikenan anbudewa kwayar cuta kofa.

1- Gangar tsakiyar kunne musamman na yara batada kwari a garin wankewa zai iya fashewa wanda hakan zai iya kawo rashin ji kwatakwata.

2- Shayar da yara da nonon uwa zalla ba tareda an garwaye shi da ruwa ko Abinci.  Kuma kada abawa yaro nono a kwance sabida yakan iya kawo ciwon kunne.

3- Kada ayi amfani da tsinke ko fiffigen tsunstu wajen tsosawa yaro kunne ko babba domin tana kawo rauni ga gangan tsakiyar kunne.

4- kada a jiye yaro kusada inda hayakin taban sigari yana tashi domin shima yakan taimaka wajen kawo wannan matsalar. 

5- Yiwa yaro allurar rigakafi da yana rage wannan matsalar, musamman allurar rigakafi irinsu na kyeda da Kuma na mura Mai kama hanyar numfashi.

6- Ba'a digawa yaro maganin ciwon kunne a kunne ko wacce eri saida amincewar likita. 

Lafiya Uwar Jiki, Babu Mai Fushi Dake!

....Lalle wannan magana haka take, domin a 'yan kwanakin nan an binciki file dina (nayi rashin lafiya) Wanda hakan yasani na qara fahimtar ba arzikin da yakai na lafiya a duk  fadin duniyar nan. Wato ciwon nan daya rafkeni.....(abin sai dai shukran).
Hakan nema yasani yin wannan rubutun domin na tunatar abisa ga dogaro da wannan ayar: “And Keep Reminding because reminding Benefits the believers." (5:155)

Ya Kai dan-uwa a duk sa'dda da Allah (s) ya wayi gari ka tashi ka jika lafiyarka qalau to 
Ka good masa bisa ga wannan babbar baiwa da ni'ima da yayi maka!

Da haka nake cewa, Allah ka qara mana lafiya da Arziqi mai albarka. Marasa lafiya da suke a gida da asbiti suma ubangiji Allah ka sauwaqe musu!

Uhm! A wancan lokacin da nake kwance, abincima ina son naci amma bazai ciwuba sakamakon bakina ya Zama testless. Ko tuwo aka kawo inaji ina kallo Saidai.....

 Amma Yanzu Alhamdulillah! Lafiya ta samu, ga masu niyyar kawo mini lemo da kaza to kofa a bude take! Hahhhh!

Eh Baza mu manta da irin dawainiyar da su Sufi suka Shiga ba, Allah ya saka da alheri!

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'Yar Wuya/Beli

CIRE YAR WUYA DA KUMA BELI A JARIRAI. 

....Abisa duba ga wasu daga cikin al'adunmu na Hausawa, Hakan yasani wasu 'yan nazarce- nazarce wanda har a qarshe ya kaini ga yin rubutu Akan maudu'in dake a sama, tare kuma da Kokarin samo amsoshin wasu tambayoyi da nayi kamar haha:

 Shin hakan yana da wani fa’ida a likitance? Duba da irin yanda yaran ke shan wahala bayan cire mu su. Me yasa ake cirewa? Sannan me zai faru idan ba’a cire ba?! 

A mahanga ta likitanci cire wadannan abubuwan ba shi da wani fa’ida (medical benefit), sai dai ma ayi batun illa. Sannan duk dalilan da aka kawo na cirewar (ga masu cirewa kenan) idan mutum ya yi nazari, zai ga cewa ba su bayar da wata ma’ana ba.

A addinance kam akwai ‘controversies’ da yawa akan abun. Wasu Malaman sun tafi akan cewa wajibi ne a cire, wasu kuma sun ce yana da kyau a cire (amma ba wajibi ba), wasu kuma sun dauki matsayar cewa kar a cire.

A zahiri dai, ya fi kama da al’ada kawai, wacce ta fi shahara a kasar Hausa. Kuma kamar yanda muka sani, akwai al’adu da yawa wadanda suke cutarwa (Harmful Traditional Practice) ga lafiyar mutum, amma ana yin su. Cire ‘yar wuya da kuma beli sun fado cikin misalan wadannan al’adun; wankan jego da tafasasshen ruwa, shan kunun kanwa wanda ya wuce qa’ida ga mata masu juna biyu/ masu shayarwa, yin shayi/kaciya ga mata, dss; na kadan daga cikin wadannan al’adun.

- MENENE BELI? 

Shi ‘Beli’ sunan shi “Uvula” a likitance. Shi ne ya rufe tsakanin baki da makogoro.. (Da yake likitanci ba da Hausa ake koyar da shi ba, wasu lokutan sunayen kan iya canjawa ‘depending’ on yankin da mutum ya ke).

Babu wani ‘Medical benefit’ na cire shi a jikin jariri gaskiya. Wadanda suke cirewa sun yi ‘theorizing’ cewa yana hana gudawa da amai (amma ba su yi bayanin ya hakan ke faruwa ba), yana kawo shakewa idan ana shayar da jariri, sannan kuma wai saboda tsoron kar ya kumbura idan cuta ta kama shi.

Amma kuma illar cire shi ya fi yawa. Kama daga ballewar jini, da kuma kassara ‘normal anatomical presentation’ na bakin mutum, yiwuwar wucewar abu daga bakin mutum zuwa cikin hancin shi, da kuma daga baki zuwa huhu idan jariri, dss.

Babu wani dalili da zai sanya a cire ma jariri Beli matukar ba wai yanayi ya bada hakan ba ne, kamar misali kamuwa da wata cuta, dss.

- MENENE 'YAR WUYA? 

Kamar yanda nace Hausa na bambanta. Wasu na kiran shi hakin wuya, wasu kuma ‘yar uwa. Kila a wani wajen ana kiran shi wani abu ne ma daban.

Shi kuma ‘yar wuya shi ne “Palatine tonsil” [wannan shi aka fi cirewa, kuma shi ya fi hadari]. Saboda ko ba komai su “tonsils” generally kamar misalin barikin sojoji ne a kasa, inda ya ke tattara sojoji ya basu horo. A cikin ‘tonsils’ ne ake samun ‘immune cells’ [wadanda kamar su ne sojojin jikin mutum da ke yaqi da cututtuka] da ke kare jiki daga kamuwa da wasu kwayoyin cututtuka. Ka ga idan aka cire shi (tonsil) daga jikin mutum, zai zama kamar an cire sojoji daga kasa ne a lokacin yaqi ko?

Duk wata kwayar cuta da ta shiga bakin mutum kafin ta je makogoro, sai wadannan “Palatine tonsils” din [su ne kuma ake ce ma ‘yar uwa] sun tare ta, sun yaqe ta domin su hana ta wucewa. Idan babu kai tsaye zata wuce zuwa makogoro kenan; daga nan kuma sai inda Allah Ya yi. Akwai shi kan shi makogoro, akwai ciki, akwai hanji, akwai hanta, akwai huhu; duk cuta zata iya zuwa musu daga baki.

Binciken likitoci ya tabbatar da cewa, jariran da ake cire ma ‘yar wuya din nan sun fi kamuwa da cututtuka fiye da wadanda ba’a cire musu ba. Musamman cututtukan da suka danganci baki, hanci da kuma makogoro.

Akwai yanayin da zai iya bayar da cewa a cire din, misali idan suka kamu da cuta suka kumbura da kuma barazanar yada cutar zuwa wani sashe daban na jikin mutum. Ana cirewa, ba su kadai ba ma; har sauran “tonsils” ana iya cirewa idan yanayin cuta ya bada. Amma idan babu wani dalili, sam bai kamata ake cirewa jarirai ba.

A takaice dai ba shi da wani fa’ida a likitance cire wadannan abubuwan. Kowanne daga cikin su yana da amfani a jikin jariri. Jikin dan Adam shi ne cikamakon halitta, duk abun da ka ga Allah (T) Ya halitta a jikin dan Adam, akwai amfanin shi. 

Allahu a’alam..


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....Ku Kasance da shafin Dom-Domty a Koda yaushe, domin samun bayanai da fadakarwa da suka shafi harkar kiwon lafiya!

   Sannan Angaida Yara Manyan Gobe!




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FADAKARWA:

LASSA FEVER

Lassa fever ( haemorrhagic fever) : cuta ce da akan dauketa ta hanyar idan abinci ko abin sha ta gurbata da fitsari ko kashin bera irin ta jeji, kwayar cutar Lassa Virus ce take kawo shi.

Sauran hanyoyin kamuwa da cutar sun hada da cudanya da wanda ke dauke da cutar.

Haka kuma jami'a da mai dauke da cutar na iya jawo wannan cutar ta Lassa fever.

Bayan mutum ya kamu da cutar alamomin cutar kan fara bayyana daga kwanaki biyu zuwa mako uku.

ALAMOMIN LASSA FEVER

Kamar yadda babbar hukumar lafiya ta Duniya (WHo) tafitar alamun kamuwa da cutar sun hada:

1- Zazzabi mai zafin
2- Amai
3- Gudawa mai jini
4- Fidda jini ta kafofin jiki.

HANYOYIN KARIYA :

1- Kada ayi amfani da abinci wanda za'aci ba tareda sai an wanke ba kamar su garin kwake.

2- Duk matar da ba'a yarda da tsaftar ta ba a kauracewa abincin ta .

3- A kiyaye tsabtar muhalli da abinci da ake amfani da ita .

4- A rufe duk wani abinci da abin sha da aka ci aka rage kuma a dumama shi kafin asake amfani.

5- Kada aci kayan Lambu  Irin su salat wanda ba dafasu akeyi ba ,sai an wanke da ruwan manda .

6- Wadanda wannan cutar ta kamasu a kyebesu da haduwa da wassu jama'a.

7- A tabbatar an tace sannan a tafasa ruwan da aka debo daga rafi ko rijiya kafin a sha .

8- A tabbata an wanke hannaye da sabulu kafin cin abinci da bayan cin abinci.

9- Wandan da suka kamu da wannan cutar kuma suka warke a hakura da jima'i na tsawanni sati 2 zuwa wata Daya.

10- Idan akaga wadannan alamomin ayi gaggawa akai mara lafiya zuwa asibity.

11- Anemi shawarwarin likitofi kafin ayiwa gawa wanka wanda yamutu da wadannan alamomin.

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.  

Take/report any person with the following symptoms to the nearest health facility/hospital: 

1. High grade fever
2. Bleeding from especially nose and ears
3. General body weakness/muscle pain
4. Malaise
5. Headache
6. Sore throat  Ensure personal and environmental hygiene.

Haemorrhagic fevers (e.g. Lassa fever and Ebola fever) are real. 

May God save us all.

Signed: 
thë2ßrøthêrs

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Doctor & Patient

...I have visited some Maternity Clinic & a Specialist Hospitals here in Gombe metropolis last week ago. I was so unhappy by the way I saw how some Doctors been treating a patient and inpact that make me to write this little advices to our Doctors!
Please Read & Share ✓

Some Golden Words To Every Doctor:

🌡A patient is never a customer or consumer, let the law of the land say anything.

 🌡Every patient is a life with a beating heart and a thinking brain, and you are being trusted by that patient to keep that heart beating and brain thinking.

 🌡That is your responsibility today and after a thousand years as a doctor. 

 🌡Don't ever be carried away by pride, anger or suffering, because you are the only link between the patient and life.

 🌡Every patient will not be kind to you. Some will shout, some blame, some threaten and some sue. 

🌡Stay above that plane of interaction and do what you must for the good of that patient.

 🌡If you feel you are not required, leave without either a harsh word or a bad feeling, because more lives wait to be saved by you, your time is far more precious. 

🌡Clinical skills, patient interaction and communication skills are on a sharp decline. 

🌡We will all benefit from learning more about these. In the massive information overload that burdens us, clinical skills can form a solid ground to confidently walk upon. 

🌡The fear of committing a mistake is universal among doctors, please learn to develop your own individual strategy to overcome that fear.

 🌡Please make your own standardised history-taking questions and examination format, and never ever skip a single step in that.

 🌡Writing your differential diagnosis is the best strategy to learn and eliminate mistakes.

🌡 Overconfidence is the biggest risk for a doctor! Be the best soul that your patient meets. 

🌡Even the most illiterate or rural patient will notice your words, manners and etiquette. These must always be perfect. 

My dear ones, enjoy every moment of the holiest path that you have chosen to tread upon earth.  

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Dom-Domty @2020

SABUWAR SHEKARA!

....Yauma dai na dauki alkalamina domin na danyi rubutu akan shigowar sabuwar shekara, sai dai bana son na tsawaita bayani sosai akai. Domin abine da kowa ya sani, to kunga ai ba bukatar yin wani dogon bayani ko maimaita abu daya. Kamar dai yadda fasihin malamin nan yake fadi wato Abdulkalam, inda yake cewa: “ka daina fadawa kowa da kowa abinda kowa da kowa yake fada” uhm! 

...A takaice ina so nayi amfani da wannan damar domin tayaku murnar shiga wannan shekarar (2020), tare kuma da taya ku addu'ar cimma dukkan burinku na alkairi acikin wannan sabuwar shekarar. Da kuma fatan Allah yasa mun shiga a sa'a!

Fatan alkairi gareku duka ‘yan-uwa da abokai dama customers namu gaba daya, Kai harda ma makwabtanmu su Baka Sale Ozil Yaran shago mai labile!

....Eh wannan tsokanar dakai nake Auwal Boxy domin naga gaba daya sanyin nan Yana baka mamaki, sai wani faman kyakkyarwa kake kamar zakaranda ruwa ya masa duka! Hahhhh

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2020: Knock! knock!! knock!!!


 2019: Yes who is' that?


 2020: It's me 2020


 2019: What can i do for you?


 2020: I have come to remind u something


 2019: What is that?


 2020: I have come to remind you that your time is almost up


 2019: and so? At least I still have a lot of people that will follow me


 2020: I know, that is why I have come to tell you that this person reading this message should not be among them because he is going to be greater in the year 2020.


 2019: Well, There is nothing I can do than to obey your order because you are higher than me. So this person is free from this year's untimely death and make sure you protect him during your time and remind 2021 too to pass it on to 2022 and so on.


 2020: Thanks a lot my friend


 2019: You are welcome


 2020: Bye!


 2019: Ok, bye!




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